Well, hello! Come on in and take a seat…

I’m your typical older guy, clinging on to my youth by loving fast cars, planes and helicopters. According to psychological theory, I’ve been having a midlife crisis since I was 19. I couldn’t decide how to write my intro, so I got ChatGPT to do it in Eminem lyrics…

(Verse 1)

Yo, I’m John, forty-four trips,
a seasoned voyager Ana’s my ride or die,
love’s a deadly employer Sam, the Shihtzu, loyal companion in the game
Fetching slippers, dreaming treats, it’s all part of his fame

Chorus:

Cars, planes, and grub, that’s my soul’s fuel
Nissan GTR, my ride, making others look like fools
“Airwolf” takes me high, daring adventures in the sky
“Billions” exposes greed, the truth makes you wonder why
“The Newsroom” drops knowledge, life’s a twisted maze
Laughing in the shadows, even in the darkest haze

(Verse 2)

Revving engines, heart pounding, adrenaline rush supreme
My Nissan GTR, a beast, turns heads, it’s a dream
Late nights, TV’s glow, captivating my sight
“Airwolf” takes me soaring, chasing dreams through the night

Chorus:

Cars, planes, and grub, that’s my soul’s fuel
Nissan GTR, my ride, making others look like fools
“Airwolf” takes me high, daring adventures in the sky
“Billions” exposes greed, the truth makes you wonder why
“The Newsroom” drops knowledge, life’s a twisted maze
Laughing in the shadows, even in the darkest haze

(Bridge)

Life’s a comedy, sometimes the darkest humor’s the cure
Laughs light the way, even when the world’s obscure
I’m John, embracing the madness with a smirk on my face
In this Eminem flow, I leave my mark, no disgrace

Chorus:

Cars, planes, and grub, that’s my soul’s fuel
Nissan GTR, my ride, making others look like fools
“Airwolf” takes me high, daring adventures in the sky
“Billions” exposes greed, the truth makes you wonder why
“The Newsroom” drops knowledge, life’s a twisted maze
Laughing in the shadows, even in the darkest haze

(Outro)

In this lyrical journey, I walk the path with pride
Eminem-inspired, I won’t let life’s punches slide
John’s the name, humor’s my weapon, I won’t back down
Through the ups and downs, I rise, wear the victory crown.

What do I do for work? I own Enigma Consulting, a software testing and delivery consultancy. That pays for my lovely home, and my cars which I also blog about here.

When there’s more to read, I’ll stick a menu on.

Keep well, cheers!

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