Category Archives: Spouts
The Woolwich Attack

Firstly, RIP to the Soldier who was the victim of this horrendous act. These people though shouldn’t be given the time of day, I mean, you will find some lawyer somewhere who will defend them, someone somewhere will complain about an infringment of their human rights – they have foregone any rights in my opinion […]

Budget Airlines

Budget airlines, or so-called budget airlines. Are they really budget? I had a pleasant (sarcastic) experience recently trying to book flights to Alicante for my loved one and me – yes, Ana! – and it was depressing. Firstly, you find your flights. A day either side of the days you want to go are always […]

Conspiracy Theorists

You know what I love about the hardcore conspiracy minded person? The absolute inherent contradiction. They believe that Governments and Corporations are controlling, or creating, a world that is fooling all of us except them. They can see through it, but we can’t, except that they’re abject life-failures for the most part! If you ever […]

The UK Tax System

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100… If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this… The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay £1. The sixth would pay £3. […]

Baroness Thatcher

Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, talking to Women’s Own Magazine, October 31 1987 “I think we’ve been through a period where too many people have been given to understand that if they have a problem, it’s the government’s job to cope with it. “I have a problem, I’ll get a grant.” “I’m homeless, the government must […]

Kim Jong Un

Kim Jong-Un, the fat North Korean egg-on-legs. The stupid child who things he’s playing War Games on his PS3. What’s his game? Well, my take is that he’s ultimately not a bad person, seriously. He is just a stupid lad who nobody has ever said no too. I mean his father had people killed if […]

Senior Management

Everyone who works in a hierarchical structure will have management and senior management. You will also, probably, have had “challenges” from Senior Management on doing things quicker or cheaper. I know why. Your boss fucking lies to them! Seriously, your boss thinks that sending only positive information up the chain of management is a good […]

Can I Just Pay?!

How hard is it these days to go out and get a few items off a shelf, then go and pay? Seriously, today, we went out to a major chain who I won’t name, to get a couple of items. The items we picked up were some Holland and Barrett Spearmint and Camomile tea. When […]

Motorway Driving

What is it about Motorway driving in the UK? People seem to fall in to three distinct areas. 1. Motorway Middle lane hoggers 2. The 50mph brigade 3. Audi drivers They’re all arseholes, and all for different reasons. Firstly, the motorway middle lane hoggers. You guys clog up 1/3 of the motorway capacity because our […]


Rome. What an amazing, beautiful and historic city – filled with idiotic drivers, con-artist centurions and the slowest baggage reclaim known to man. Let me clarify, though. I’d thoroughly advocate anyone and everyone going to Rome with two caveats. Firstly, don’t go in the middle of summer – you’ll melt. Secondly, when you’re there, don’t […]

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